You don’t need to look any further if you’re searching for something a bit sharper than cliché chocolates and flowers this Valentine’s Day.
Topo Chico Hard Seltzer is making it possible to send a real scorpion to your valentine ( or ex ) this month.
These scorpion valentines will be $6.99 each and are available to purchase online starting at 7 a.m. on February 10.
The scorpions are safe to eat and will be dipped in a strawberry guava coating inspired by the brand’s signature seltzer flavor.
Each order comes with a discounted Topo Chico Hard Seltzer.
Valentine scorpion treats can be purchased online, and Topo Chico will handle package delivery.
If you are looking for other cutting-edge valentines ideas, check out the San Antonio Zoo’s “Cry Me a Cockroach” fundraiser or San Antonio Pets Alive’s dump-your-ex fundraiser.